MMAFIX

And thaaaat stomach is never gonna look like that again.

Jenna Jameson announced on her myspace.com blog that she and ex-UFC star Tito Ortiz are expecting twins.

“Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an extremely long time, and I truly feel like finally… the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.

Tito is happier than I have ever seen him, it is so fulfilling to see him so proud. He looked me in the eye today after our doctors appointment and said “I’m the luckiest man on earth… thank you for having my babies”. I cried.

i have been spending my days on bedrest, not because it is doctor ordered… but because, I am so incredibly fatigued and nauseous. Its hard to drag myself out of bed some mornings, which is hard for me… since I am always so active! I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon… oranges and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!

Lastly, I want to thank all of you for your unwavering support. It means so much to me, I don’t think you even know. There are a lot of nasty comments from insensitive people, but in my state of incredible happiness… It doesn’t matter what they say!

I love all of you!”

You know, Tito’s a good dude and while we’ve never had a dry spell that required heavy reliance on porn to get through (we’ve seriously laid more pipe than the New York Plumbers Union, it’s sick), we have plenty of friends who have…and Jenna is personally responsible for giving many-a-guy some happiness. So best of luck on this one, Tito & Jenna.

We take back that joke from yesterday too. Game changes when that’s some baby’s momma.