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Actually, Gina, you’re actually #5, hon. But you’ll be #1 soon enough.

Gina Carano > Tina Fey, Michelle Obama, Katie Couric, Barbara Walters, and Dara Torres.

At least according to the Yahoo! Buzz she is.

A few weeks ago we said that Carano’s mission of becoming the perfect woman was nearly complete, and by clocking in at Number 5 on Yahoo! Buzz’s Most Influential Women of 2008list, well, all we need to know now is that her idea of a “perfect evening” is cooking dinner in nothing but high heels followed by an all-nighter of monkey sex. We hear that, and she’s achieved immortality.

Here are the only four women Yahoo! Buzz deamed more influential than Carano: Angelina Jolie (aside from either saving and/or adopting every troubled child on the planet, she probably does the last sentence in the last paragraph nightly), Sarah Palin (actually, since she had like 19 kids, ditto on that last sentence as well), Oprah Winfrey [shivering at thought of last sentence], and Hillary Clinton [surprisingly not shivering at thought].

Then comes Carano.

Wow. Nice work. View the whole list here.

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