Ok. We got it now, Tito Ortiz.
Why date a porn star? What’s the appeal? The hotdog-in-a-hallway effect is off the charts with these girls. You can’t really take one home to meet the parents. And you’d definitely never want to just drop in on one of them while they’re at work.
Then we watched this video from the AVN’s in Las Vegas last week and came to the conclusion that porn stars seem like an awful lot of fun. Except for Angelina Armani. She scares the fuck out of us. Not that we wouldn’t still hit it though.
