Yes, yes, we understand that the last thing many of you want to see is an update on the Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson situation, however, really, what ends up happening as a result of this week’s alleged incident, could have a serious influence on the career of Ortiz. Yes, yes, we understand that the last thing some of you care about is the career of Ortiz…you have to admit though, not everyone sold their black and flames Punishment beanie at a garage sale in 2006. The UFC didn’t bring Tito back because he has no fans.

Anyways, too keep this short and simple, according to a report from TMZ this morning, the outlet has confirmed with American Toxicology Inc, that Jameson has tested clean for “ten major” drugs, including OxyContin. If you recall, and don’t feel too, too bad if you don’t, Ortiz claimed earlier this week that Jameson was addicted to OxyContin, and that she had relapsed the day he was arrested.

In other “Huntington Bad Boy” news, Chuck Liddell continues to trash his long time nemesis in the media, insisting to Men’s Fitness, that Ortiz never had any intention of fighting him for a third time. If you’ve been following the latest season of TUF, then you know last night’s episode did not reveal why Ortiz won’t face Liddell at the season’s conclusion, as originally scheduled.

TMZ has learned Tito Ortiz was just arrested for felony domestic violence at the home he shares with Jenna Jameson. / We’re told when cops arrived at the couple’s home in Huntington Beach, CA — Jenna Jameson had “visible injuries.” / We’re told someone called 911 today at 9:53 AM and reported a “disturbance.” / Tito is currently in custody and on his way to a Huntington Beach jail in Orange County, CA.

Since that broke, Jenna told TMZ that her father had already filed a restraining order against Ortiz and that:

…she feels “betrayed” that Tito would “lash out at me” — but says her two kids are doing fine.

And Dana White is saying that the UFC can cut Tito for this felony arrest (but they’re still taking a wait-and-see approach).

Developing…in the meantime, the two in (much) happier times in the above vid.

Anyway, when this wonderful news surfaced, a bit on who her big lesbian crush resurfaced again. Turns out Fox is “obsessed” with Tito Ortiz’s baby’s momma, Jenna Jameson.

And with that, time to stop writing this post and take a cold, cold, cold shower. Read about Fox being a bi here and the Jenna Jameson obsession here.

We’re about two weeks behind on this, but so is everyone, so Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are now proud parents of twin baby boys.

The twins are reported to be in good health.

No word yet if Aubrey O’Day (who is lobbying for the role) will be the godmother.

Since Jenna Jameson announced she was getting out of porn at last year’s AVNs, no idea if she’ll be in Las Vegas this week for this year’s installment, but she was in Sin City celebrating New Year’s with Tito Ortiz.

Jameson is showing off the baby bump, looking kind of healthy again, and acting way differently than the last time we spotted her and Tito in a Vegas club. Damn maternity. Desluts the best of ‘em.

* Photo credit: Brian Steffy/Blush

Jenna Jameson announced on her myspace.com blog that she and ex-UFC star Tito Ortiz are expecting twins.

“Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an extremely long time, and I truly feel like finally… the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.

Tito is happier than I have ever seen him, it is so fulfilling to see him so proud. He looked me in the eye today after our doctors appointment and said “I’m the luckiest man on earth… thank you for having my babies”. I cried.

i have been spending my days on bedrest, not because it is doctor ordered… but because, I am so incredibly fatigued and nauseous. Its hard to drag myself out of bed some mornings, which is hard for me… since I am always so active! I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon… oranges and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!

Lastly, I want to thank all of you for your unwavering support. It means so much to me, I don’t think you even know. There are a lot of nasty comments from insensitive people, but in my state of incredible happiness… It doesn’t matter what they say!

I love all of you!”

You know, Tito’s a good dude and while we’ve never had a dry spell that required heavy reliance on porn to get through (we’ve seriously laid more pipe than the New York Plumbers Union, it’s sick), we have plenty of friends who have…and Jenna is personally responsible for giving many-a-guy some happiness. So best of luck on this one, Tito & Jenna.

We take back that joke from yesterday too. Game changes when that’s some baby’s momma.

The fighter formerly known as Tito Ortiz or “The Huntington Beach Bad Boy” is set to make an announcement on his new deal.  One thing that seems pretty certain is that he will not be fighting with the UFC.

In an exclusive interview with MMAWeekly.com Ortiz said:

“Most likely I’m not going with the UFC , that’s about 99% sure that that’s not happening, I’ve got to be thankful for Lorenzo (Fertitta), what he gave me to this point, but it’s too bad that they have a president the way he is, just hot headed the way he is, takes everything personal and I wash my hands clean. I did as much as I possibly could for them, and they did as much as they possibly could for me.”

Given the state of other MMA organizations it seems like Tito’s options are pretty slim pickings.  Clearly Affliction can’t sell a show unless Fedor is apart of it, Elite XC is pretty much a one man show with Kimbo Slice, and we can’t see Tito fighting in Japan. So where can Tito possibly go?

Some of our industry insiders have told us that WWE owner, Vince McMahon has had numerous meetings with Tito Ortiz in the past, and has serious interest in signing him.

Could Tito Ortiz be the next WWE Champion? Would Jenna Jamison be Tito Ortiz’s Jimmy Heart?

                   Tito Ortiz hopes to grab an ass full of money from Affliction.

• Santana Moss and Antwaan Randel-El doing some off-season MMA training. FFL implications? [Bloody Elbow]
• Let the Tito Ortiz / Affliction negotiations begin! [MMA Weekly]
• Evan Tanner is an interesting dude. [MMA Opinion]
• Kimbo Slice and that slimeball Hulk Hogan to star in “Kung Fu U” which might as well be re-titled “Straight to DVD.” [Fightline]
• MMA Live graduating from ESPN.com to ESPN? And what cheesy nickname would Chris Berman give Kenny Florian? Kenny DeFlorian? Like the car. God that guy is funny. [MMA Junkie]
• Tracy Lee has a great rack and something to say. [411 Mania]

According to the NY Post:

“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,” said our source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.”

If this is true, great news for the two. Tito’s always been a great ambassador for the sport and Jenna gives amazing blowjobs.

For a look at what Jenna probably won’t be doing much of in the near future, watch below.